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How Gay is George Clooney?

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It’s alledged in Robert Close’s autobiography, “Muito Prazer” (Much Pleasure), that Robert Close and George Clooney were lovers.

Now I don’t necessarily mean a penis was involved. Well maybe George’s penis was involved. But I like to think Robert’s member was pickled like a sweet gherkin, somewhere back in London, by the time the star of “Ocean’s 11″ made his booty call.

You see, George Clooney’s a gentleman, no doubt he had the good form to wait for Robert’s Sex Reassignment Surgery. A good tip for any of you straight men thinking of romancing other men: be like George, wait for that ugly penis to be lopped off.

So does any of this make George Clooney gay? Don’t be silly. The title’s pure link bait. George, if you’re out there, I don’t care how many Brazilian transsexuals you’ve allegedly banged, you’ll always appear straight to me.

roberta close

Just look at Roberta’s sexy post-op picture. I’d do him/her in a heart beat. In fact, I don’t think I would have had George’s patience. Not to imply Roberta (or any Brazilian tranny) would do me. Even travesti’s have standards.

And it’s not like George Clooney was the only man to find Roberta hot. Roberta has won many beauty contests. She’s been in the Brazilian playboy. She was voted the most beautiful woman in Brazil. And it’s alleged Robert DeNiro, Eddie Murphy, and Francis ford Coppola have all enjoyed his/her favors.

francis ford coppola

We can’t really be shocked George may have humped a Brazilian she-male can we? Brazilians are hot, apparently, even the men. Personally, if any of this is true, then George Clooney has gone way up in my estimation.

I guess what I find shocking is that fat fuck Coppola may have done her too. Francis Ford Coppola? The poor girl. That’s just nasty.

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2 Responses to “How Gay is George Clooney?”

  1. MigoRey on October 1st, 2007 10:00 pm

    Incase any of you guys in Panama City have foot fetishes check out current issue of thepanamanews.com

    Go to the “News” section page and click on the story entitled “An Urban woe.” There you will see a couple photos by editor Eric Jackson of a hot young Panamanian chica negotiating her way through raw human waste sewage on Via Espania. Now I don’t mean to sound finicky but I prefer a woman to be well showered before hitting the sheets in this tropical climate but this poor girl needs to have her feet sterilized.

  2. Cojito on October 2nd, 2007 7:39 am

    yeah, i saw that. that’s fairly common in P-city. my girlfriend’s deathly afraid of the mystery fluids in puddles.

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