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Nov
26
6 Free Tips to Last Longer in Bed
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If you want to know how to keep an erection in bed you can buy a book from the so called “experts,” like that bald bitch Dr Phil, but really, do you think he’s ever made a woman drool?
Doubtful. So save your money, turn off the daytime TV, and listen up, Daily Distractions has 6 […]
Nov
15
Baltimore 11/15 - Boston’s Cardinal O’malley turned up the heat on evil today when he announced that Catholics still voting for pro-abortion Democrats, “borders on scandal.”
The Cardinal made his comments at the U.S. conference of Catholic Bishops. “Legal abortion is an intrinsic evil. The destruction of innocent human life is always wrong,” the Bishops […]
Nov
14
My Girl is Sick - Must I Wait For Sex?
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Sure, I know what you must be thinking, how does a man like me score a hot girlfriend like this?
She is hot isn’t she? But she’s not really my girlfriend. She’s just some chica I picked-up at a party. The other girls were calling her Sidosa - whatever that means.
I haven’t heard anything from […]
Nov
12
Running Out Of Days
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San Jose Costa Rica - I’m in the middle of another liquid lunch at El Patio when the waiter checks in.
“Listo senor?”
“No, traigame otra cuba libre por favor.” I tell him.
My table’s near the street. An odd assortment of mostly light-skinned people pass by: gringos, ticos, bums, old men hustling Cubans.
I have […]
Nov
7
Bulgaria, The Best Ass in The World
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Munich 10/31 - BREAKING NEWS!
Kristina Dimitrova of Bulgaria narrowly backed down 42 finalists from 26 different countries today to win 10,000 euros, a prestigious modeling contract, and the title of “World’s Most Beautiful Bottom.”
Like the Olympic games, this is a contest steeped in tradition. And several keen observers were surprised at this year’s outcome.
While […]
