Baltimore 11/15 - Boston’s Cardinal O’malley turned up the heat on evil today when he announced that Catholics still voting for pro-abortion Democrats, “borders on scandal.”

The Cardinal made his comments at the U.S. conference of Catholic Bishops. “Legal abortion is an intrinsic evil. The destruction of innocent human life is always wrong,” the Bishops declared in a typically long and dreary document.

Studies suggest childbirth in the U.S. has fallen dramatically. And for years Catholic leaders have been alarmed by the growing numbers of abortions. Catholics make up about one-fifth of the American electorate, but represent a much larger portion of the pedophile electorate.

It’s feared a dwindling prepubescent population could lead to a crisis of faith, a soul drain of sorts, with many of the church elders moving on to greener pastures; teaching kindergarten, or volunteering for the boy-scouts for example.

Normally, the Bishops’ document gets mailed out to all the parishes; but this year the cash-strapped bishops’ conference decided it was more cost effective to post it on the NAMBLA website.

A Democratic National Committee spokesman was quick to respond to the Cardinal’s charges. He vigorously defended his party, arguing that Cardinal O’malley really didn’t understand the issue, was Irish, and like Sen Ted Kennedy, probably pissed on Chivas.

“I just hope O’malley doesn’t run off a bridge on his way home and hurt someone,” the evil one said. “And tell that punk-ass Cardinal we’re thinking of voting on a measure of our own. We’ll be asking the Bishops to register as sex offenders whenever they move into a new neighborhood.”

On the Net - Boston Globe

Pictured Above - Angkor Wat (circa 1150), performing an abortion by pounding a mallet into a woman’s belly.