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They say that once you go MILF you never go back. I hope that’s not true. Because 2007 was the year both Mila Jovovich and Jessica Alba went MILF on us.
I don’t know about you, but the thought of Mila waddling around the set of Resident Evil 3 with drooping teats is almost too […]

Panama City Panama - This week beloved churuca player Jorge Tapa, famous for his spirited rayando coco, was attacked and killed alongside Miraflores, the Pacific part of the canal. This is the second fatal crocodile attack in Panama this year.
In a free wheeling interview with Daily Distractions, animal experts from the Smithsonian Tropical Research […]

Police say an area woman found a winning lottery ticket under the mutilated body of dead hooker today.
Carmen Herrera, a maid working out of Punta Patilla, said she was shocked to discover the ticket while walking her employer’s dog.
“Ay, dios mio - I no can believe. I was walking Rex, and he to crap […]

Panama City Panama - Drinkers, dancers, and fornicators along Calle Uruguay were overcome by terror and violent nausea last night, not long after a gringo began dancing spasmodically at a local club.
The gringo, in from Dallas Texas for a two week vacation, calls himself Digger Ryan. He’s described by witness as being “completely oblivious” […]

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Taurus - Stock up on toilet paper. An angry squabble between your ruling planet Mars and the moon will leave you […]