For Sale: Angelina Jolie’s Sticky Thong.

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A great philosopher (I think it was Al Goldstein) once asked: if Angelina Jolie’s thong was to be sold on Ebay, would it fetch more washed, or unwashed?

While you ponder that question I should tell you it’s too late to throw down a bid. Because around the time she was featured on Esquire, Angelina Jolie took a break from spiriting kids out of Africa to vacation in Amsterdam.

It’s likely the dear girl got tweaked-out on some of that fine weed and suffered memory loss. Because according to the hotel maid, either Brad, or Angelia left behind a pair of sexy panties stuffed between the sheets.

I’m guessing they were not Brad’s. But you never know with these celebs. The women don’t wear panties, the men often do.

Like any good hotel maid, this one ran out to sell the panties online. Yet another example of the enterprising Dutch knowing how to make a buck.

Which brings us back to our original premise; did this maid foolishly launder them? or did she sell them gooey? Either way, Angelina Jolie panties will always fetch a decent price. It’s been reported that at one time her thong was selling for over 20,000 Euros on the Dutch version of Ebay.

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