Is it really so hard to resist an Asian salesgirl in a bikini?

I just got back from Phoenix Arizona. I was shocked to see so many people still driving gas-guzzling SUV’s and Hummers.

There’s a reason I don’t drive a Hummer down here in Panama. It has nothing to do with the crazy 35K price tag, caring about the world’s dwindling resources, or the high cost of oil. I don’t drive Hummers because I don’t want everyone in the world to think I have a small penis.

The Japanese are rumored to have under-sized genitalia. But you’d wouldn’t know it by the cars they drive. They stick with motos and fuel-efficient compacts.

I didn’t see many Toyota hybrids tooling around Sun City. But I did run across an odd story about a Japanese aquarium using an electric eel to energize their Christmas lights.

You’ve got to admire the ingenuity of the Japanese people. The eel’s handlers claim that every time the eel touches a copper wire he gives off a shock and the x-mas lights come on.

While the average American will be wearing baggier clothes, and needing heavy-duty cable to handle all the juice running through the baby Jesus, the Japanese have invented Bikini Jeans, and harnessed the eel; just in time for Christmas.

Japan 2, America 0

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