Jan

7

Officials Seek to Limit Breast Size.

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Panamanian health officials, vilified for allowing poisoned medicine to kill several hundred natives, have adopted strict new product standards for 2008.
Beginning this year the breasts of all Colombian strippers, hookers, and escorts will need to be 80% natural. That means many will be required to limit or reduce their cup size.
“We can’t bring those […]

Jan

6

How Do I Satisfy My Girlfriend?

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I’m a white, college sophomore dating a Latina. She’s everything I could want in a woman. Problem is, I can’t get her off, and I’m scared she’ll find someone better in bed. I tried talking with her, but she says it’s no big deal. Ted H. FSU
Cojito writes: Ted, you’re young, […]