Nobody likes a tourist. Particularly a sex tourist. So when traveling Central America we recommend you stay out of brothels and pushbuttons. Instead, blend in, and do like the natives.

In this next clip you’ll see what I’m on about. Watch closely. At first this local man will rebuff his lover’s advances. Ticos can be so shy when the camera’s rolling, and German tourists are providing humiliating commentary. But soon the man’s pants are at the knees, and he’s going to ground.

What are we to make of that?

I wish I could tell you this is an unusual scene in Costa Rica. But thanks to guaro it’s not. I know many of you seeing this for the first time will be shocked. Remember, this is another culture and a good traveler always respects the local customs and traditions.

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