Shakira strips, sells body.

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Shakira gets naked

There are reports Shakira has stripped down and sold off one of her bikini tops. The bra sold for 1500 pounds. A considerable sum considering her breasts are small and humble, (so you won’t confuse them with mountains*).

Shakira sold her guitars and sweaty clothing from the Oral Fixation Tour last week to raise money for the Bare Feet Foundation, an organization that assists poor kids in Colombia. But the serious cash was in a real time hookup with the sexy Colombian. A date with Shakira garnered 7000 pounds at auction.

No word yet if my bid on one of Shakira’s well-worn thongs will be accepted.

This video of Shakira in stripper glasses singing “Suerte” is one of my favorites. It’s in English now. But it’s way better in Spanish. Anyone who’s been involved in a long distance love affair with a hot Latina can probably relate to the lyrics.

*Suerte que mis pechos sean pequenos
Y no los confundas con montanas (lyrics from “Suerte”)

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