Contrary to feminist mythology, “very little retouching” is done on the girls that model for Playboy. Hugh Hefner, founder of Playboy Magazine, says the secret is that Playboy starts with only the hottest girls.

Just a bit of makeup, and flattering lighting is needed to hide the bruises and bloody welts that come from Hef’s savage beatings. The proof is in the live action videos. In this flick Playboy Cyber Babe Jo Garcia looks fantastic without any airbrushing. To the casual viewer it’s impossible to tell she was beaten for days.

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