Does This Mean I’ll Have to Shelve My Experiments to Clone Jenna Jameson?

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That creepy looking man on the left has many aliases: El Papa, Big Daddy, Holy Father, and the Vicar of V-city. But he was calling himself Pope when photographers caught him downing lager with one of his homies.

Not long afterwards Pope Benedict announced that in 2008 the Vatican would be getting all Medieval on mankind. From here on out, he said, men and women must avoid an additional 7 sins. The so-called “7 Social Sins”.

Benedict’s social 7 are:

1. “Bio-ethical’ violations such as birth control
2. “Morally dubious” experiments such as stem cell research
3. Drug abuse
4. Polluting the environment
5. Contributing to widening divide between rich and poor
6. Excessive wealth
7. Creating poverty

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As I’ve always said, this is what happens when you elect a beer drinking bible thumper to be grand wizard. We’d have been much better off with one of those pedophile priests manning the ship. Smoke some weed, make a pile of loot, clone a hot pornstar, those cats are down with anything.

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