First they came for the Zoophiles …

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horse sex

… but I was not into horse cock so I did nothing.

It took 2 years of bitter political wrangling for the benighted Dutch parliament to finally make sex with animals a crime. Humping your favorite beast will now get you up to 6 months in jail. Even if you give him a friendly reach around.

Before, it was only illegal to “mistreat” the animals you had sex with. Angry, selfish sex was off limits, but bestial love was quite legal. You just needed to take your favorite creature out to dinner, give it roses, lots of soulful tongue kissing, remember to call the next day, and you were good to go.

On the net - Spiegel

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