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world's oldest condom If you understand how filthy and grasping cunts can be, then you know the value of a good condom. The condom’s a simple device that’s been protecting the penis since the time of the Egyptians. Some believe even pharaohs used a linen sheath.

Times change. And in the middle ages a pesky syphilis epidemic swept across Europe. History doesn’t credit the clever ~~pig fucker~~ man who discovered that pig innards are better for a penis than cloth. Probably because he died shortly thereafter from the plague.

But there may still be time to see an example of this great leap forward. A well-worn condom is on display at a local museum in Austria. It dates back to the 1640’s, and is made of super sexy pigs intestine. It also features an owners manual written in Latin. So it was probably used by one of those celibate priests to sodomize young boys.

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