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Apr
29
Cambridge Mass - After years of rigorous study, M.I.T. researchers have learned that despite what Doctor Phil may have told you, children are always to blame for divorce.
“The couples we studied all reported their relationship went downhill soon after the conception of their child,” said Tom Jenkins a senior researcher at M.I.T.
Typically, mothers say […]
Apr
25
Holocaust Porn
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“Who would think that Israel would be the birthplace of Nazi-themed pornographic paperbacks? It’s a big surprise they found a wide audience there,” writes Newsblaze hack Kam Williams.
Really? I can think of a couple of better questions. Who wouldn’t expect Jews to be into Holocaust porn? And how can anyone be “surprised” that a victim, […]
Apr
24
India’s Newest Tourist Attraction
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In the Indian village of Saini Aunpura there’s a new diety in town, and she goes by the name of Lali. The village chief wants to build her a temple. Scores of locals pop in daily to kiss her feet
“She has brought fame to our village.” gushed a member of the village council.
They’re convinced […]
Apr
21
Mostly, it’s the boy fucking
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“Cojito - what do you have against the Catholic Church?”
I know. Mocking the religion that gave the world sexually repressed teen girls in short plaid skirts is like chewing off the nipple that feeds me.
Certainly we can credit this pedophile/S&M cult with a pant-load of our kinky fetishes. Smother the human […]
Apr
17
The other day a friend looking over my collection of used books said - “What’s with all Bukowski? He wasn’t that great a writer.”
Maybe not. But at the end of the day, the only thing Buk wanted was to write, drink, gamble, and fuck. And I can relate to that.
If you haven’t read […]
