amy winehouse
Those malicious lads over at “When Will Amy Winehouse Die,” are offering an Ipod Touch if you can divine the day of Amy’s fatal overdose. Naturally the site’s pulling in mad traffic, and has generated thousands of pre-condolences.

In offering his heartfelt lamentation Benno wrote: “Amy, you will cry in hell because there’s no crack there.”

Now I’m no Christian, I’ve never studied the Bible, and it’s been a long time since I read Dante’s Inferno, but is Benno implying there is crack in heaven? I sure hope so, ’cause I’m going to need a little something to keep up with all the virgins.

If only Amy had waited. Crack has really warped the poor girl. Back in the day Amy Winehouse was kinda hot in a junkie chic kind of way. Now look at her. Nasty.

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