That’s what my ex was calling this flick when she sent it over - the best pussy video ever.

I think maybe she’s taking an ironic piss. You men are so obsessed with sex and porn, she is saying, but this is the kind of porn we women are into. Ha ha!

Back when we dated she had a kitten who’d perch on the nightstand to watch us fuck. I swear his angry eyes never left my penis. We used to joke that one day he’d mistake my untrimmed genitals for a small ginormous squirrel.

Or perhaps my ex thought I’d finally matured, and that when I watched her delightful kittens I’d remember the good times we once shared. Though, in truth, I never really cared much for her pussy.

For those of you still needing pussy fix. Here’s Porn Star Jennifer Keeling’s naughty video.