George Bush has small penisKottke.org has compiled an amusing collection of answers to the question that’s been looming on America’s front lawn like a flaming cross: What if Obama wins?

Will Barack Obama team up with the Clintons to steal all our white women? Or will it all go down as Andrew Crow suggests, and “unicorns will crap ice cream and pastries.”

No doubt Andrew’s a more keen observer of the American political scene than I. I’m really just hoping Obama won’t embarrass himself, a la George Bush, and boast to Vladimir Putin that he’s got a cock the size of a telephone pole.

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