Miley Cyrus Topless“Annie took, like, a beautiful shot, and I thought it was really cool. That’s what she wanted me to do, and you can’t say no to Annie.”

Shortly after she said that, sweet, 15 yr old Miley Cyrus chucked nasty, old Annie Leibovitz under a bus. The bus was driven by angry parents, bloggers, and Disney suits. And Miley was suddenly “embarrassed” about posing for this photo in Vanity Fair.

It seems word had circulated that our precious Miley was topless under that sheet. Her girlish breasts hanging there naked, like a couple of under-inflated Hannah Montana Party Balloons after a junior high mixer.

One can sympathize with the hysteria. Miley Cyrus is a role model. And parents want their little girls to remain innocent just a wee bit longer, because in a year, maybe two, their daughters are going to get passed around high school like a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos at a Ziggy Marley concert.

In my estimation the Miley photo is rather tame. And the outrage unnecessary. She could be nude, braless, or wearing underoos. Only Miley can say what’s really doing under that sheet. But that didn’t stop one Disney spokesman from slamming Vanity Fair for “manipulating a 15 yr old to sell magazines.”

Hannah Montana party balloonsOh, sweet irony. Disney can use Miley Cyrus to sell useless crap to little girls. The Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana juggernaut has already bilked a cool billion from 6-14 yr old girls and their hard working parents. But Vanity Fair?

Let them find their own prostitot.

On the net – NY Times

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