I have give Chicks and Monsters high marks for creepiness and originality. Finally, a place where real women can go to walk on the interplanetary side.

I understand Sigourney Weaver is a charter member there.

But the site’s not just for the ladies. Ask any alien, after years of anally probing pudgy farmers in bib overalls, they all say it’s a great relief to finally tap some of that hot earth girl ass.

Normally I’d be concerned with all the interspecies mating. I mean, I didn’t see any of the monsters wearing condoms. But it seems like they were all having fun. And that’s key. It’s critical we make a good impression. There’s been so much bad press about humanity lately.

Hot tip - Alien sex fiends do it doggie-style!

Bonus tip - Dragons are extremely well endowed!

On the net - Chicks and Monsters (X-rated)

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