… and get up with fleas. – 60’s proverb

hairy hippie chickDavid of Hippie Goddess writes: “Each woman that we photograph brings her own surprises to a shoot and I continually find myself in awe of the inspiration … “

Contrary to what ol’ Dave would have you believe, there really isn’t all that much inspiration at Hippie Goddess. Sure, these hippie goddesses are attractive, in a Kodiak bear meets Angelina Jolie kind of way. But their naked flailing brings to mind a bad jazzercise class.

sexy hairy armpitsYou know, I dated a hippie chick back in the day. She kept going on about how eating meat was somehow bad for the planet, and then she smoked up all my Thai stick. It was grim.

Try dating a Latina. They’re way better. My current girlfriend shaved her pussy before our first date. She won’t go near my stash. And she’d strangle a cow if I told her I was feeling a bit peckish.

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3 Responses to “Go Down On Hippies …”

  1. 1 Monk Says:

    Dude, your site is right up my alley. Love the sardonic tone.

    And as far as this article goes, I will leave you with a quote from David Spade in the classic, beloved film PCU.

    “And those beastly man haters! Tell those chicks to shave their pits and call me!”

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