The lads over at Instructables have thrown up a nice tutorial on how to make Skittles flavored vodka. Why would anyone want to make Skittles vodka? Well, how else are you going to get your 16 yr old babysitter drunk?
Indeed, this could be the ideal beverage for the hardworking pedophile. I won’t hold you in suspense. It’s easy to make. Separate the Skittles by color, drown the Skittles in vodka, dissolve them overnight, strain, drink, get shit-faced, and let the inappropriate touching, and technicolor vomit flow.
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Last week elderly Sharon Stone, (pictured here watering her dusty cooze), sounded just like a bad televangelist, when she claimed the recent earthquake in China was probably due to bad “karma.”
“This earthquake and all this stuff happened,” Stone said, “and then I thought, is that karma? When you’re not nice bad things happen to you.”
Stone’s theory goes something like this: If China treated the Tibetans, and her buddy the Dali Lama better, then they wouldn’t have 65000 dead rotting under all that concrete.
You know I heard the same kind of thing about Aids, Hurricane Katrina, and 9/11.
Naturally Stone’s comments triggered an angry response. China’s largest cinema owner has vowed to boycott Sharon Stone films. Leaving many Asians visibly relieved. Basic Instinct 2 was shown in China recently and had audiences fleeing theaters in terror.
“I can forgive silly comment,” said Wang Li, “but I never get over Sharon Stone flashing old vagina. When she young, Sharon Stone hot. She could say, do anything. But now Sharon Stone old. She should keep clothes on, and shut fuck up.”
On the net - Hollywood Reporter
Tim Russert’s quivering ring-piece got over 5k 13k clicks on Buzzfeed. Not that anyone should be surprised. Put the word exclusive, breaking news, or no spin, in front of a steaming bowel movement and Americans will tune in to watch.
How else do we explain Bill O’reilly?
The “best links” below the Russert story feature the “AMAZING Regis fart”, “Relive the magic: Larry King farts LIVE”, and “Watch Paula Fart on Simon.” You know, I frequently read that journalism is in a sorry state in America. But here’s ample proof that at least its digestive system is intact.
England’s own Chanelle Hayes, pictured here brandishing a copy of her new single “I want it,” was in Leeds awhile back to sign an autograph for her adoring fan.
Chanelle’s the star of the VH1 mega hit “Chanelle: Wannabe Popstar.” But she’s not just a reality tv star, lingerie model, and singer, she’s also put together a little bestiality flick to promote her work.
Probably a good idea. I did a keyword popularity search for “Chanelle Hayes,” and her name gets searched by 1 human a day. Contrast that with the term “horse fucking,” which gets thousands of clicks. Most of them human.
The girl’s up against some stiff competition. But to Chanelle’s credit, her porn flick is a hell of a lot more erotic than anything Britney Spears, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, or Mr Ed ever did.
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I have give Chicks and Monsters high marks for creepiness and originality. Finally, a place where real women can go to walk on the interplanetary side.
I understand Sigourney Weaver is a charter member there.
But the site’s not just for the ladies. Ask any alien, after years of anally probing pudgy farmers in bib overalls, they all say it’s a great relief to finally tap some of that hot earth girl ass.
Normally I’d be concerned with all the interspecies mating. I mean, I didn’t see any of the monsters wearing condoms. But it seems like they were all having fun. And that’s key. It’s critical we make a good impression. There’s been so much bad press about humanity lately.
Hot tip - Alien sex fiends do it doggie-style!
Bonus tip - Dragons are extremely well endowed!
On the net - Chicks and Monsters (X-rated)
