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May
9
I Dream of Hooters
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One day, when I was still a wee lad, I hopped a Greyhound to Boston’s Combat Zone, and snuck into a porn movie entitled “Deadly Weapons.” The movie featured a nasty old stripper (Chesty Morgan) who’d smother men with her massive teats.
To this day I avoid women with big breasts. So naturally, I’m finding […]
Apr
25
Holocaust Porn
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“Who would think that Israel would be the birthplace of Nazi-themed pornographic paperbacks? It’s a big surprise they found a wide audience there,” writes Newsblaze hack Kam Williams.
Really? I can think of a couple of better questions. Who wouldn’t expect Jews to be into Holocaust porn? And how can anyone be “surprised” that a victim, […]
Apr
7
A Goddess Never Does Anal
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1978 was a very good year. That was the year I smoked my 3000th blunt, and the year Asian goddess Teanna Kai was born. History doesn’t tell us whether frankincense, myrrh, or Astroglide was left at her crib. But like any deity raised by strict parents Teanna quickly got into bi-sexual porn and nude modeling. […]
Mar
19
If you understand how filthy and grasping cunts can be, then you know the value of a good condom. The condom’s a simple device that’s been protecting the penis since the time of the Egyptians. Some believe even pharaohs used a linen sheath.
Times change. And in the middle ages a pesky syphilis epidemic swept across […]
Mar
4
Poor Hilary Clinton. I almost feel bad for her. Here she is, in what might be the final meaningful battle for the democratic nomination, and the internet’s ablaze with news of an alleged lesbian affair with super sexy Huma Abedin.
Hillary’s half-Pakistani lackey is hot I’ll grant you that. Huma Abedin would make a […]
