Apr

24

India’s Newest Tourist Attraction

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In the Indian village of Saini Aunpura there’s a new diety in town, and she goes by the name of Lali. The village chief wants to build her a temple. Scores of locals pop in daily to kiss her feet
“She has brought fame to our village.” gushed a member of the village council.
They’re convinced […]

Apr

14

They want Amy dead, but she says no no no

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Those malicious lads over at “When Will Amy Winehouse Die,” are offering an Ipod Touch if you can divine the day of Amy’s fatal overdose. Naturally the site’s pulling in mad traffic, and has generated thousands of pre-condolences.
In offering his heartfelt lamentation Benno wrote: “Amy, you will cry in hell because there’s no crack there.”
Now […]

Mar

22

Chrisopher Hitchens: Hellbound

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You don’t need to be a shameless televangelist to wonder if Christopher Hitchens is on a bullet train to hell. Hitch smokes, is scary smart, funny, an atheist, and usually pissed on 30 yr old scotch. In other words, most god-fearing Americans think he’s an insufferable boor.
I love the guy. And I certainly don’t […]

Mar

16

First they came for the Zoophiles …

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… but I was not into horse cock so I did nothing.
It took 2 years of bitter political wrangling for the benighted Dutch parliament to finally make sex with animals a crime. Humping your favorite beast will now get you up to 6 months in jail. Even if you give him a friendly reach around.
Before, […]

Mar

2

The Death of Realpolitik.

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Back in 1973 Secretary of State Henry, (don’t call me Heinz), Kissinger met with Chinese super-commie Mao Zedong.
“You know, China is a very poor country,” Mao said. “We don’t have much. What we have in excess is women. Do you want our Chinese women? We can give you 10 million.”
Translation: “I’m just going […]

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