… and get up with fleas. – 60’s proverb

hairy hippie chickDavid of Hippie Goddess writes: “Each woman that we photograph brings her own surprises to a shoot and I continually find myself in awe of the inspiration … “

Contrary to what ol’ Dave would have you believe, there really isn’t all that much inspiration at Hippie Goddess. Sure, these hippie goddesses are attractive, in a Kodiak bear meets Angelina Jolie kind of way. But their naked flailing brings to mind a bad jazzercise class.

sexy hairy armpitsYou know, I dated a hippie chick back in the day. She kept going on about how eating meat was somehow bad for the planet, and then she smoked up all my Thai stick. It was grim.

Try dating a Latina. They’re way better. My current girlfriend shaved her pussy before our first date. She won’t go near my stash. And she’d strangle a cow if I told her I was feeling a bit peckish.

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X Ray SpecsWhen I was a wee lad I sent away for X-ray Specs, the kind of glasses popular with gullible pre-pubescent boys. I’d found the ad in the back of comic book, and I was desperate enough to think they’d work.

After all, we’d split the atom and put a man on the Moon. Surely developing a pair of $1 glasses to peer through women’s clothing was not beyond our grasp. I remember how excited I was when they arrived. How I made sure not to look at my mom as I ran out into the street. Read the rest of this entry »

Max Hardcore GuiltyTampa Fla. – This week a jury of 12 happy idiots found Max Hardcore (aka Paul Little) guilty of 10 counts of distributing obscene materials over the internet and mail. Each count carries a maximum penalty of five years in federal prison and a $250,000 fine

If you don’t know Max, he’s a pornographer. Some might call him a monster. And he’s fond of brutalizing and humiliating tiny young women dressed up as little school girls.

His MO is verbal abuse, violent throat and anal fucking. According to one of his cameramen, half of Max’s sex scenes end up with girls either crying, bleeding or vomiting. Sometimes it’s right there on film. Read the rest of this entry »