Get down on your knees and beg you filthy little monkey.
Or you can just use the form below to send us your hot tips, sexy photos, links. That’d be cool too.
Think you can write? Really? We laugh from our hellish hole in cyberspace. Ha ha! Fool, there’s no money in writing. This is 2008, all the money’s in porn and content theft.
Ah, what the hell, send us your stuff anyway. If it’s any good, at least you’ll be published, infamous, and have a sweet link back to your crappy little site.