Rachel Bilson is in the new movie Jumper, finished 6th in Maxim magazine’s annual Hot 100 List, and placed 28th in FHM Magazine’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World. Hell, even jaded Howard Stern called her the hottest chick in Hollywood.

But Rachel Bilson’s turned down repeated requests to strip for men’s magazines. She says it’s because her body “is sacred,” and “not there for the whole world to see.” Sacred? Where do these kids come up with this stuff?

You know, I dated an actress like Rachel Bilson. She wanted to be “taken seriously.” Worst sex ever. She said it was because I had a small penis. But I suggest you stay away from girls like these. Try dating a school teacher. I hear those bitches will do anything.