Rachel Bilson is in the new movie Jumper, finished 6th in Maxim magazine’s annual Hot 100 List, and placed 28th in FHM Magazine’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World. Hell, even jaded Howard Stern called her the hottest chick in Hollywood.
But Rachel Bilson’s turned down repeated requests to strip for men’s magazines. She says it’s because her body “is sacred,” and “not there for the whole world to see.” Sacred? Where do these kids come up with this stuff?
You know, I dated an actress like Rachel Bilson. She wanted to be “taken seriously.” Worst sex ever. She said it was because I had a small penis. But I suggest you stay away from girls like these. Try dating a school teacher. I hear those bitches will do anything.
Contrary to feminist mythology, “very little retouching” is done on the girls that model for Playboy. Hugh Hefner, founder of Playboy Magazine, says the secret is that Playboy starts with only the hottest girls.
Just a bit of makeup, and flattering lighting is needed to hide the bruises and bloody welts that come from Hef’s savage beatings. The proof is in the live action videos. In this flick Playboy Cyber Babe Jo Garcia looks fantastic without any airbrushing. To the casual viewer it’s impossible to tell she was beaten for days.
The movie Succubus is supposed to be the next generation of horror. It’s a flick that pits porn stars Raven Riley and Liz Vicious against each other, in what they’re calling an “epic battle of good vs evil.” We’d call it a soporific battle of whore vs whore.
To be fair, we haven’t seen the flick, just the clip. But it only takes seconds to realize Raven can’t act. No doubt the visionaries behind this movie are banking on Raven Riley being the “internet’s #1 adult entertainer.” But we wonder if Raven’s talented cooze is really strong enough to carry a feature length film all by itself.
One the net - A sexy video collection of Raven Riley pics.
This video has it all. Sexy girls who dance and get into some freaky bisexual girl on girl action, and a sound track of 2 Live Crew’s “Me So Horny.” What more could any gansta ask for?
Great song. It’s off 2 Live Crew’s “As Nasty as They Want to Be” album, which was banned on obscenity charges back in ‘89. One thing I respect about 2 Live Crew, they were not afraid to challenge the status quo and tackle the burning social issues of the day.
Girls always ask me why I fuck so much
I say what’s wrong, baby doll, with a quick nut?
Exactly. Ladies, what is wrong with the quick nut?