About this time every year the men of Japan start getting dirty. No, not the kinky shit you’d normally expect from the Japanese. I’m talking about throwing on your best white thong and climbing into the muddy river dirty.
The Shinto mudslinging festival is called the Dairokuten-no-Hadaka Matsuri, or the naked festival for you philistines. Like bukkake, this is a sacred, spiritual ritual. The Shinto’s believe mud equals luck, and the muddier you get, the more luck you’ll have in the coming year.
Except for Japanese women, who spend much of their lives getting facialized, and washing muddy fundoshis.
On the net - Samaurai Dave